But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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