apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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