Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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