Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
