and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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