Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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