I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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