no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We are two peas in an std pod
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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