if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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