Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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