i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
