Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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