So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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