The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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