..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We are all done wearing pants today
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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