Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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