ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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