yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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