Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.