3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.