I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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