You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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