Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
