The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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