He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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