How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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