Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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