Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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