1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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