if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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