I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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