I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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