we're chasing vodka with high fives
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
