Don't you send me to vm
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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