Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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