I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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