Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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