If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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