STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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