I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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