Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He has the fingertips of a God
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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