She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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