yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
