Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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