So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
