is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
