Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
