Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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