Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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