Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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