in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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