I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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