Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
