How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The Olympian is in my bed
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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