Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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