My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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