Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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