All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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