I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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