i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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